If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
people who smile in selfies are not to be trusted, what are you smiling about? what is there to be happy about? you fucking communist
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
this is 110% how i feel when someone i like ends our mutual follow
THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY WAS MY FAV SHOW CUZ THEY ALWAYS HAD THE BEST GUEST STARS LIKE FIRST JESSE MCCARTNEY AND THEN CHRIS BROWN OMGGKNGMD